Warning:This is about my new underwear.

I'm throwing caution to the wind today in order to warn you of the dangers of Body By Victoria underwear made of 91% nylon and 9% spandex. Turns out some people might be allergic to this combination of materials. A person might even get a rash on the hips and upper behind because of this combination of materials. It might be quite uncomfortable for said person and it might make a person very unhappy that they bought 3 of these items all in different colors, especially because they cost the person a pretty penny...not to mention the scratching. It might even make a person decide to go to Wal-Mart and buy a pack of Fruit of the Loom, 100% cotton underwear for a fraction of the cost with no itching to boot. It's not like the average person even looks good in that Victoria's Secret stuff anyhow. "This is not just sour grapes either", said the fox.

Just sayin'.