

Here's the part that I just don't get. Why do I have to go through that process of convincing myself EVERY STINKIN' TIME it happens? It's like a brand new thing I've never experienced, even though I've experienced it numerous times in the past. It's a new, brilliant revelation each and every time. You know, it's kind of like childbirth. If a woman who gives birth is willing to go through that process YET again, it's more than likely because she's totally forgotten what happened the first time around.
I think since this is MY blog and I get to make up the rules here, I'm okay with comparing childbirth to the taste of a stale fortune cookie. And yes, I do eat those things even though the majority of the population apparently does not. You know why? Because EVERY TIME I get one, I think...it's a cookie! I'm bound to like it.
7 comments:
It is NOT a cookie, it is polystyrene insulation. And furthermore, THAT is NOT a fortune, either.
Cantaloupe SUCKS.
ok, I like cantaloupe but NOT from the Chinese buffet!
Sometimes watermelon can be hit-or-miss, too.
Actually all fruit - even ones you typically love - can be downright AWFUL. Mealy apples, tart grapes, flavorless plums, and horror of horrors, the slimy pomegranate seeds.
I would never eat potato salad without mustard!
I love cantaloupe!
That's funny how you can't really decide what you like. :P
Silly.
Cantaloupe sucks, I fall for its inviting presentation every once in while myself, I have a big mouth full and then I think this just sucks.
How do you knwo the fortune cookies are stale? They can't all be stale, but they all taste the same. It is my hypothisis that they're made that way, fresh or old they taste the same.
confucious say: Everyone loves a cookie!
I love cantalope and miss real german potato salad and like fortune "cookies."
I'm proud to say that I have finally broken the chinese fortune cookie spell. I no longer eat them, just demolish them to get to my fortune. Maybe that's why we're not having any more kids.
Cantaloupe? Never touch the stuff.
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